Friday, May 22, 2009

TSA Replacing Puffers with Naked X-Rays

Tyrants Searching Americans (TSA) is scrapping its airport "puffer" machines in favor of whole-body imaging machines, which give screeners free peeks at travellers' naked forms.

After wasting more than $36 million tax money on the "puffer" machines, the TSA will blow another $1 million to remove them. Intended to detect bomb residue, the machines frequently break down in the face of dirt.

And unlike whole-body imaging machines, they don't offer screeners the perk of a peek. Though the naked X-ray machines can't penetrate plastic or rubber that resembles skin, they do give screeners a view of passengers buttocks, nipples, and genitals.

The House of Representative is scheduled to consider a bill sponsored by Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) to ban the naked X-rays in a couple of weeks.

“Nobody needs to see my wife and kids naked to secure an airport,” says Mr. Chaffetz.


Cargosquid said...

I'll finally get my revenge on the TSA! HAHAHAHAHA! They have to look at MY "naked form!"

OMG! As if their job was tough enough. Think about the average American physique.......

Ugh. Now those tyrants will be even more a pain in the butt....

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